The Faith Pyramid – The Reason Stick

The Faith Pyramid - Crispian Jago

The Faith Pyramid – Crispian Jago

I’ve referred to The Reason Stick before, and it has hit the spot again.

Believing in vile nonsense requires a bit of effort. Before you can believe in something utterly ridiculous and hateful, you need to first believe in something seemingly slightly less ridiculous and hateful. The best way to believe in something slightly less ridiculous is firstly to make it a cultural norm, so we stop questioning it, and secondly to make sure you start believing in it before you are capable of fully comprehending the ridiculousness of the belief.

The Reason Stick – The Faith Pyramid

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Largest Organism

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What is the world’s largest living organism? Could it be the blue whale? It’s certainly a big animal, the largest to ever live on Earth. They grow to an average length of twenty-five meters and weight of 110 tonnes. The biggest blue whale ever measured was a female of twenty-nine meters and 158 tonnes. They have hearts the size of a small car, weighing 450 kilograms. They need a big heart to move their six or seven tonnes of blood. Blue whales are also the world’s loudest animals. If you’ve ever heard a big jet taking off, that’s quiet compared to the call of a blue whale. They can be heard hundreds, even thousands of kilometers away in the ocean. Blue whales are loud and they’re big, but they’re not the biggest living organism.

Could it be the giant sequoia tree? Although it’s not the world’s tallest tree – the redwood, Douglas fir and Australian mountain gum tree all have taller specimens – the giant sequoia is thicker. While none of the others exceeds seven meters in diameter, the sequoia can exceed ten. Even so, it’s beaten out by a Mexican cypress tree which reaches eleven meters in diameter. But that tree is less than half the height. All in all the sequoia is the biggest. The giant sequoia is much larger than the blue whale. It’s over three times the length and almost ten times the weight. Fortunately it only makes normal tree noises. And it’s not the largest organism.

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CC-BY – the Moose from USA

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CC-BY – Zach Dischner

There’s another tree which is bigger. We just have to redefine what we mean by “tree.” An aspen grove might look like a collection of trees, but it’s really a collection of stems growing from a single plant. Genetic samples show that all the aspens are identical clones arising from a single organism. The grove is the tree. A quaking aspen in Utah has formed a grove covering eighty hectares (200 acres) and scientists calculate that the organism, mostly underground, weighs six thousand tonnes. That’s considerably heavier than even a giant sequoia. But the aspen grove is still not the largest organism.

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CC-BY-SA – Lord Mayonnaise

The largest living organism ever found is neither a plant nor an animal. It’s a fungus. It’s affectionately known as the humongous fungus. A specimen found in Oregon covers almost ten square kilometers, is estimated to be as much as 8,500 years old and could weigh over ten thousand tonnes. That’s almost a hundred blue whales. Its visible parts are the mushrooms, commonly called honey mushrooms. As with the aspen, most of it is underground.

With the world’s largest living organism, there’s more than meets the eye.

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Update on Book Two

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It’s been a while since I posted the last extension to Green Comet (Extension Seven), so I thought I should give you an update on my progress. I’ve just completed the first draft of Extension Eight, and now I have to beat it into shape for release. Once that’s done, the first draft of book two of the Green Comet series will be complete. Then I have to start hacking on that to turn it into a presentable novel. I’m looking forward to reading it as a whole, to see what I’ve got.

Book two will be roughly the same size as book one; probably around 130,000 words. I’ve decided on a title for this sequel: Parasite Puppeteers.

The proofreading and editing will take a while, and then there will be the conversions and presentation processes. Not to mention getting the ISBNs. I’ll probably post a couple more updates along the way.

That is all. As you were.-)

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