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Toilet Paper
The peak of civilization is toilet paper. My evidence? Whenever we have an emergency people run out and buy toilet paper. Lots of it.
There you go.
rjb
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LOL. The names they give bog rolls are also entertaining. How about calling them “Delicate Dock Leaves”?
Also, Chinese civilisation first peaked around the time they invented it. The mind boggles!
On my shopping list it’s always ‘swipe.’
Exceedingly apt!
Right, but what happens if the list happens to say, ‘swipe cheese,’ for instance?
Then that would indicate the intention to commit a felony.
Alternatively to violently assault something Bega.
I picture myself in the interrogation room. “No, really. I was not going to steal cheese. Ya gotta believe me.”
Good one!